|Fran Katzenjammer's mother|
- "Remember that letter you wrote to your mother as part of the self-help programme? You couldn't find it? That's because I found it and I posted it."
- —Bernard Black
The mother of Fran Katzenjammer did not have a good relationship with her daughter, which caused Fran to suffer in later life. To recover from this, Fran joined a self-programme and, during an exercise, wrote a letter to her mother, telling her how she really felt about her. This letter remained unsent until Bernard Black found it and as a prank, sent it to Fran's mother.
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